Asian driver

Asian drivers are drivers just like everyone else. But for some strange reason, white people like to think that Asians are not good at driving. It is unknown how this untrue rumor came to be, but it is just another stereotype perpetuated by Americans because their lives are so empty and worthless that they need to make fun of other people.

I am an Asian driver and I have not gotten in a wreck or have gotten ticketed ever. But, according to Americans, because I'm Asian I am immediately a bad driver.

Good logic, no wonder America is full of idiots...

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upstate driver

using your penis to tee off a golfball. the ball is placed on a womens vagina and as you punch her stomach to make her queef you slap it with your dick while hovering over the vaj.

mike: dude you ready for the golf tourny this weekend

james: yeah ive been using my upstate driver

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asian driver

An driver who is constantly persecuted by white Americans because they're jealous of her higher academic grades.

If you get into an accident involving an Asian Driver, the chances are it's your fault.

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videogame driver

A vehicle-driver, generally a younger person, who apparently thinks that they can drive because they have grown up playing far too many driving or race-car videogames. Generally, the person swerves and zigzags in and out of traffic without use of turn-signals or any courtesy or concern for safety, cutting away any stopping-distance between the affected vehicles, or drives to endanger as though "game over" simply means hitting the "Play Again" button.

That videogame driver jerk just zoomed up behind me, swerved around and cut me off without warning, then swerved their way through another dozen cars like it's some sort of racing-game. Jerk-- apparently can't see that no one can go any faster!

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BMW driver

A BMW driver is most likely a 17 year old white girl. They don’t use their turn signals, especially when going to Starbucks. If you see a BMW driver in the wild, keep back 250 feet, and prepare to call triple A, because you have a 76.6 percent chance of rear ending them.

*CAR HORN* Man what a BMW driver.

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Bus Driver

A variation of the shocker, performed on a woman, with one (finger) in the front and the rest in the back.

I can't believe it man, Tracy let me give her the bus driver last night and now my hand smells.

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volvo driver

people that suck so bad at driving, that they need to get themselves a volvo so they don't die in crashes

bad driver: "see how i came away unscathed after ramming my car to the walls? cuz i drive a volvo, great car"

police: "dumbass volvo driver"

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