River city tunnel flush

He/she laying supine head hanging off of bed (think ghetto geyser), and ejaculate erupts from the nose with such force it thoroughly blasts the standing participants anus.

Ay get ova here and get yaself a river city tunnel flush ya scumbag!

Like a turd that won't flush.

“Like a turd that won't flush” can mean an excrement that you can‘t flush down the toilet. But when said to someone or about someone, it means an irritating person that just won’t go away.

It is mostly used in the latter sense.

Example 1:

He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.

Example 2:

Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!

Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.

Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.

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That shit wont flush

When a person is displeased with a situation or current event

Peter: I hate it when Matthew steals my Tequila and tonic
Tom: "That shit wont flush"

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post-flush-safety-wipe

The act of wiping one or more times after flushing, so to assure of no leftover residue.

"Mister Nate used a post-flush-safety-wipe after using the work toilet."

flush n fizz

To complete the act of anal sex by removing the penis from the anus immediately prior to ejaculation, resulting in exterior ejaculation up and between the partner's buttocks; to cum up an anal sex partner's ass crack.

I was so damn randy last night. By the time I was ready to flush n fizz Teri's hot ass, my jizz nearly reached to her shoulder blades.

Tammy is a good sport! During our threesome, after I flushed n fizzed Gina, Tammy licked her backside clean. It was hot!!

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flushing 10 to 15 times

A derogatory term used to imply low flush toilets and conservation is an inconvenience, often said by someone who is full of shit who does not care about the environment.

The audience roared with laughter when he would say "...flushing 10 to 15 times", an experience that they have had well before low flush toilets.

after-da-flush rush

the feeling of happiness and relaxation after taking a nice big shit.

donny: (with a big smile on his face, reclining into a chair) ooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel better!

scotty: whats up with you man, you just hit a bowl or something?

johnny: nah dude, he just took a big shit. i hear him moanin' and groanin' and all that shit, and the plunger going.

donny: i got the after-da-flush rush!

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