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A great American Italian restaurant, mostly famous for their delicious bread sticks
“Mmm I love the Italian restaurant Olive Garden!” Said Samantha
Am i the only one that has a nice Olive Garden??
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.
Everyone: Olive Garden freakin sucks
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)
Child: AaH
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Microwaved food at the price of a regular meal
I went to olive garden and had a bad time
The overgrown upper pubic region of a woman's lower pleasure zone.
Damn, Emma undressed in front of me last night and she has a total puss garden down there.
Microwave
See also: burrito mouth
I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden
The female equivalent of a sausage party.
Hey Susie let’s get out of here this place is a real clam garden.
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