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A man who simply has a thing against carrying a loaded weapon around all the time.
Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.
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Something you do to get over an ex-gf or an ex-crush. That means that during the masturbation session you go 10 times harder and you masturbate angrily.
Friend 1: I fucking hate Sandy she turned me down at the valentine's day dance.
Friend 2: oh I'm so sorry to hear that
Friend 1: ok I'm going to use revenge masturbation to get over her.
Friend 2: dude your fucking sick
Friend 1: How else am I suppose to get over this?
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verb: Refers to the feeling of remorse felt after completion of masturbation.
Does not have to be limited to the feelings of disgust after realising what you just jerked off to.
Masturbator's Remorse also refers to feelings of sadness related to not looking at a different type of porn, not coming to a good enough stimulus, not getting through enough porn and coming to soon, feelings of loneliness and deep depression etc.
Gavin just game after two and a half minutes of shemale porn, and now he is feeling Masturbator's Remorse for not at least look up some hentai.
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one engages in the act of 'facebook masturbation' when one decides to 'like' their own status.
'Dude, maybe if I like my own status, I'll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and I'll finally be POPULAR!'
Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.
Classic facebook masturbation.
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When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice.
Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal masturbation.
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maybe you’ll get horny from this ;)
It was a normal weekend, and nothing much was happening. I go downstairs and notice my parents getting ready to go out. “We’re going to a nearby area to hang out with friends, we’ll be back at 11 pm.” Yes! I have 5 hours all to myself! I knew what I was going to do at that moment. Just to check, I look out the window to the driveway to make sure my parents were well out of the neighborhood. I rush upstairs. I pull out my computer and turn it on and go to my favorite porn website. I pick out a video that made me horny, and started taking of my pajamas. I go to the mirror and watch my boobs jiggle as I walk. I take my naked body to my parents room and take thier lube. I go back to my room walking slowly and sexually. I get on the floor and spread my legs in front of the mirror. My pussy was slightly wet. I had a tight pussy and a nice big, stretched anus. I flip the cap of the lube off, and pour it down my body. I look at myself in my mirror while doing that. I walk over to my bed and rub my clit against the side of the Frame. I grap my computer and take it back to my mirror. I spread my legs again, this time switching my view between the mirror and the porn. I put my fingers against my pussy and pull, exposing the layers. Once I do that I insert my finger rubbing my clit as I go. Wishing I had something else, I crawl to my drawer of dildos. After pulling one out I slowly insert it rubbing as I go.i began to orgasm and moan as loud as I can.
This part of the masturbation story I won’t finish, because I’m evil
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FEMALE MASTUBATION is when a woman touchs her clit, inserts her finger in her vagina,inserts a vibraitor etc. to climax (aka Orgasm).
To stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure.
My girlfriend enjoys female masturbation more than sex!
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