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When an unfortunate event occurs
*Turner feeds koki the beans*
You hate to see it!
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The job description of a female offspring who leads their sight-impaired mother around...
I had to go to the mall so I took my seeing-eye daughter with me so I could get around.
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Chaperone for when a person is far too high to function. Helps to assist them in everyday tasks, such as driving and going to Taco Bell. Not usually a role you want to have to play.
I was stuck being Joe's seeing high dog when he ripped the bong a few too many times. I didn't even get to smoke.
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I would like to see you in the Flesh so we finally can meet in person.
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The words uttered by any person in the process of shoving a tablet, smart phone, or any other video or photo transmitting device in your face. Sometimes it's interesting and inappropriate, but usually in a workplace environment it's the same boring pics of a coworker's kids or grandkids doing typical and predictable kids or grandkids foolishness.
(While pushing an IPad into your face zone) "Dude, you need to see this."
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The one who does the whipping.
One who uses her kitty kat skills to pussy whip her victims.
Usually a female, with extreme sexual skills and confidence that she uses to intentionally trap her lovers; usually leaving them dazed, addicted and in a euphoric and zombie-like state. A man can be a pussy whipper too, that is of course if he believes he has a pussy that he can use to lure his victims.
e.g. "girl you got your boyfriend so pussy whipped" high fives
"Of course he is whipped because i am the greatest and baddest pussy whipper out there"
e.g.#2 "Man, what is wrong with you?, you never wana hangout with the guys any more...all you seem to care about is that chick you're with all the time, you must be pussy whipped"
"What can I say man, the girl is a pussy whipper"
"see: pussy whipper"
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When you realise the person just chats shit all the time
blah blah blah
I see how it is, YOU CHAT SHIT
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