The masturbation one has to resort to in order to relieve sexual tension when one's female partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in vaginal sex. Usually refers to a solo act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.
1. I say, darling, as you're on blob this week any chance of a Ragtime Shuffle? I really need to shift this dirty water off my chest.
2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.
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The insertion of a penis into the vagina in such a fashion that the womans guts are "shuffled".
"Hey man I wanna do some gut shuffling tonight"
"Thanks for the gut shuffling"
"Every day i'm shuffling"
"My guts could really use a good shuffling"
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The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.
Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.
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The French Shuffle is an online music platform that showcases the best in french touch, disco, and electro, delivering music news, free MP3s, reviews, and more.
Dude, did you hear Chromeo's new album on the French Shuffle? It was awesome!
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When a male employee orally pleases his male boss.
Jeff is giving Bruce the Dunford Shuffle.
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When you come from a state outside florida for treatment and leave treatment to get high and start a cycle of treatment, leave get high and so on .
Your insurance card becomes a black card . And most say there from philly when there from a cabin in the pochonos
I been doing the florida shuffle for 10 years. I came from philly for treatment and ended up in the florida shuffle.
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a slang word meaning masturbation
to shuffle the deck: to masturbate
Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night
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