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An extremely offensive term for a female yuppie. She drives a mini-van or an SUV with a cell phone in one hand and a Starbucks in the other while watching a DVD player and turning around to talk to her kids in the back. She has an income large enough to vote for Hillary Clinton or some other liberal swine without worrying about having to pay the taxes, because she can shelter the money. She names her daughters Madison or Taylor or Spencer or Cassidy.
Chadwick is a soccer mom. She swears at the referee.
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n; A 2-D computer game in which two players try to score a goal in their opponent's net. The game mimmics soccer, and is played with two "slimes" or blobs, who's color can be changed to represent a specific country.
During our study hall, Kyle and Pat played slime soccer becuase they didn't have any work to do.
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A Pre-Track & Field practice activity the long distance runners of Riverhead High School partake in. Bottle Soccer is STRICTLY a Track activity, it is not allowed to be played before Cross Country (pure tradition).
The rules are very complicated:
-Bottle Soccer is played with a water bottle filled 1/4-1/2 with water or what ever liquid is available.
-Similar to soccer in that you must kick (in this case) the water bottle into your opponents goal.
-The game is started with the "drop", where the bottle is dropped in the center of the field. The bottle MUST hit the ground before one kicks it.
-Once the bottle is dropped, the game is in session. It is completely legal to push and shove your opponents.... In fact, it is suggested.
-There are no sidelines
-If the bottle is kicked passed the goal line, but not between the two goal-post lines, the opposing team gets to throw the bottle in. The bottle must land BEFORE the center box for it to be legal.
- If the bottle goes above your knees, it is legal to hit the bottle with your hand, but you can't catch it/hold it (ever been hit in the nuts with a water bottle?).
-If the bottle passes the goal line ABOVE the goalies knees, it does not count as a goal, and a throw in takes place.
-Once the track warm up begins, the game is over and who ever scored the most goals is pronounced the winner.
-Teams are final, and are rarely subject to change.
We totally kicked your ass in bottle soccer today.
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Woman, normally 30-50, white, Always a Christian, kids are normally home-schooled due to secular filth telling them that you can be happy. If the kids go to public school they are beaten up regulary. Hates anything that can be violent, pornogreaphic, anti-jesus, or homosexual (a.k.a everything.) Enimies include The internets, Green Day, and any good form of Entertainment.
Me: *Listens to Green Day*
Soccer Mom: Why are you listening tho that unsaved trash, you are polluting my kids minds.
Me: Guess what I'm Gay! (always a good replent on these bitches)
*Soccer Mom flees*
Me: Stupid bloke.
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Upper-middle class caucaisian north american women. They drive large gas guzzling SUVs and think that their kids are better than anything in the universe and won't make any mistake. ever.
they are the reason nobody can have fun anymore because of safety regulations and why everyone is super insecure. they are often passive agressive and have a hard time saying no or discipling their childeren this results in their children having no self esteem.
We MUST destroy all soccer moms
Sheryll is a soccer mom, look at her new Chevy Suburban and her kids Brenden and Preston.
soccer played on the beach, hands, trick plays, tackeling, pulling hair, and grabbing clothing is allowed. only real official rules are:
1. no out of bounds
2. no kicking or throwing sand in to somebody's face
mark: "it's the season opener for XTREME soccer today, you pumped?"
becky: "are you kidding me? i've been waiting for this day since the season finals last year!"
A suburban,(white, 95% of the time) middle-class mom who drives a mini-van and has usually 2-4 kids. She holds mostly conservative political views, and is unemployed. She spends her day watching daytime television, and/or grocery shopping for her family. She gets all her money from her husband. She usually is semi-religious and often shelters her children. Her other duties consist of dropping off and picking up her children from soccer practice, and other sports or activities. She also gets overly-involved in her children's school, being an active member of the PTA. She is exactly what makes suburban life so dull.
A woman who is way too overprotective and involved in her children's lives is a soccer mom.
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