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Soggy beef

When a female stays in the pool for to long and her vagina lips hang a little to low

Yo Pam your soggy beef is hangin out of ur bathing suit

by Deez-nuts-large August 29, 2022


Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.

Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!

by yoshi12 October 9, 2014


Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .

AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.

by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023


Soggy Ron

The art of multiple male participants standing in a bukkake formation spunking onto Renalds head, therefore creating a brylcream like styling gel.

Me and the boys gave Renalds a soggy ron

by Kontex February 17, 2021


soggy dark

Soggy Dark is extremely similar to soggy cookie, or soggy bread, in which multiple people sit in a circle, while in the middle sits dark, they all masturbate and the one who cums last on dark loses.
The loser drinks the cum.

Hey.. You wanna try Soggy Dark?

by DarkieBoy January 5, 2017


Soggy Joe

When a group of mates gather around 'a Joe' and begin to ejaculate onto his naked body. The last man to relieve themselves, must lick all the groups spunk off of his helpless body.

Theo: "The weekends here again and i'm heavily aroused! Let's invite joe and the boys over and play Soggy Joe!"

by Shlikaboomboom May 17, 2022


Soggy Salmon

The smacking of a wet, flaccid penis across one’s face.

I’ll give that bitch one hell of a soggy salmon.

by BlueJayWay1998 September 13, 2018