When a female stays in the pool for to long and her vagina lips hang a little to low
Yo Pam your soggy beef is hangin out of ur bathing suit
Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.
Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!
A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .
AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.
The art of multiple male participants standing in a bukkake formation spunking onto Renalds head, therefore creating a brylcream like styling gel.
Me and the boys gave Renalds a soggy ron
Soggy Dark is extremely similar to soggy cookie, or soggy bread, in which multiple people sit in a circle, while in the middle sits dark, they all masturbate and the one who cums last on dark loses.
The loser drinks the cum.
Hey.. You wanna try Soggy Dark?
When a group of mates gather around 'a Joe' and begin to ejaculate onto his naked body. The last man to relieve themselves, must lick all the groups spunk off of his helpless body.
Theo: "The weekends here again and i'm heavily aroused! Let's invite joe and the boys over and play Soggy Joe!"
The smacking of a wet, flaccid penis across one’s face.
I’ll give that bitch one hell of a soggy salmon.