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its just the bestest okkkkkkkkkkkkkk thank you plz
mr ben wilcox is a gay boi like ben harris okkkkkkkkkk
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A game in which the players sneak up on unsuspecting people (it does not matter if the player knows or doesn't know the person they are targeting) in a public area (i.e. a park) then ejaculate on them. Points scored depend on the area of the body on which the player has ejaculated and if the player gets pursued by the local authorities (other points factors can be added by the players or the people moderating the game). The words Metal Gear in the game title come from the stealth based "Metal Gear" video game series and Spunk obviously meaning semen.
Carl: I was playing Metal Gear Spunk last night and i won cos i jizzed on the bitches face and the police chased me.
Ray: I got extra points once cos i jizzed on the girls face and some of it went down her tits.
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a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.
shes got a nice pair of tits, shame about the crustified spunk lips
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A person or persons whom eat their own seaman/spunk/cum
Guy1- dude I ate my own cum
Guy2- omg your such a monkey spunk bucket
When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".
Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"
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That moment when a Taiwanese person slaps the growing smelly mold on your dick crease.
Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!
When a guy chokes and aspirates on another guys cum and it spurts out of his nose.
-Did you see the cum that came out of Danny’s nose?
-Yeah he had a Rocklin Spunk-Fountain!