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when potheads lose their most essential belongings because they are high or because they get high on a regular basis. the missing item is usually found in either a random place (such as the refrigerator), or the most obvious place. also, anything dumb and careless that people do when they're high. not to be confused with a hippie dance move.
Stoner: Dude, I was looking everywhere for my keys after i wake n baked, then i found them in my pocket, but i totally missed class.
Roomate: That is such a stoner move
I pulled a stoner move last night when i left my bowl in my dad's car
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The code of ethical behavior among pro stoners.
1) Do not nigger lip.
2) If everyone smoking takes one hit, don't puff puff puff puff... pass. Unless you are black(if you are black, stoner etiquette does not aply to you)
3) Don't pack Kellbowls. Pack VanderBowls! Especially if it is a special occasion. (ex: concerts, parties, Q-zar, ultimate, relly any time you smoke is a special occasion)
4) Don't blow out the bowl before you ask someone if it's cashed. changes are that you are too high to tell and getting someone else's opinion is always a good idea. Also, don't pass someone a cashed bowl without saying anything. He will get ashed
5) Do not smoke in someone's house or car without getting prior aproval.
6) Always corner. never scorch the Oxygen. it is a waste.
7) Whoever owns the weed being smoked gets the honorary first hit. Whoever owns the piece/rolled gets the second hit.
8) Don't skip someone or change direction in the middle of smoking.
9) Never smoke someone else's weed without asking. This is the biggest Kell move ever. Even amerature stoners are expected to know this.
10) Don't hold the piece/joint/blunt when telling a story. every one is more concerned about smoking that your stupid story. No one will remember what you said anyways so just hit that shit and pass it man.
11) GET BLAZED!!!
You skipped me. What are you thinking? Do you have no idea about stoner etiquette?
Kell moves are never in keeping with stoner etiquette.
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Some one who smokes marijuana and has seen every Lord of the Rings movie at least twice and can name every Star Trek character in alphabetical order.
Bill is such a stoner nerd that he watched all the Lord of the Rings movies non stop for a week the only reason he stopped was because he broke his bong with his foam sword he made for LARPing.
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noun: a pile of emptied plates that indicates a person had the munchies. This phenomenon is most easily noticed and common at a buffet, where a new plate is acquired each time one returns to the line or buffet. Most users of this term draw the line at 6 or 7 plates, although there may be extenuating circumstances, such as bad food or small/oversize plates.
"Man, did you see what Eric had to eat? He had a huge stoner stack afterwards!"
"No thats not a stoner stack, you only ate like 3 slices of pizza."
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To build something while you are stoned. Usually a bong from useless materials.
Man, use your stoner enginuity to fix that shit
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A man posing a question such as “How do you know what you know?” in order to prove his own brilliance and depth, while hopefully stumping the woman he is talking to. The man posing the question honestly believes that he is the smartest and most unique individual.
Woman: says something pointed, intelligent, and for whatever reason, threatening to the mansplainer.
Mansplainer uses Stoner’s Gambit: “How do you know words mean anything?”
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The circle of people, where a joint, blut, or piece is being passed around. Usually has a noticable smell. To join, you usually must be known and liked, or bring something to add to the session.
Did you notice how he thought he could get into our stoner circle without bringing something?
Dude, that stoner circle was intense!
Whoh, a 30 man stoner circle!
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