Someone who fucks in a church while saying holy fuck
Someone who is a dumbass
Steve you church fucker! Come back here dumbass
I knew Joe was always weird but I didn’t know he was a church fucker!
• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.
If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!
preaching or church that you watch on tv when you are sick, injured or just don't feel like getting out of bed to go to a real church service.
J: "Did you go to church this morning"
K: " I have a sprained ankle, so I went to TV Church."
Pucci Church is the best jojo discord, even better than gacha heat servers.
"Oh, Pucci Church is the best version of hell I've been to 😎
A building project using a crooked construction company, with no intention of the project actually being completed, as a means to launder money or rip off investors.
Netflix original series Ozark features a money laundering scheme where, main character Marty Byrde, launders money through building a church and inflating construction costs.
The Tangerine Troll stole billions from people by forcing them to build a giant Ozark Church on the boarder of Mexico.
The only real religion since all religions have a tid bit of truth in them but have been manipulated by humans for power and money. We look for some grand truth or deity when we are all drops of the deity that we search for. Once we already realize that we are the amazing gods and goddesses we have been searching for and love is all we needed to activate our true power. ChurchOfUs celebrates humanity and all its potential!!!!
Catholicism is a purge upon the land, when will people wake up and realize they have all the power to shape their reality. Someday the only church will be the church of us
If you have a Rose Church, you are lucky as shit! She is the most shy but also the most crazy human ever. She either loves anime or nothing. On her crazy side, she will literally try to stab you and scream at the top of her lungs.. But however on her shy side she will probably only talk to the people who she trusts and loves. Furthermore, she will give anyone to enemies or brothers a million chances! Any Rose will have time for a little joke whether it’s in a do or die situation or just eating food.
1 Character: Rose Church is so kind, you should talk to her.
2 Character: She seems weird and isn’t she like a psychopath.?
1 Character: NO! She’s just special and an amazing friend!