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A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.
1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.
The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.
“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”
“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
An aluminium fold is when your buttcrack is so wet it goes kind of silver and hard but lightweight aswell.
yo bro last night i had the worst case of aluminium folds!.
Sometimes referred to as AQF, is an obnoxious poker league where slow plays are encouraged, yet ridiculed, cussing, drinking and sarcasm are prerequisits, members usually are gifted nicknames from other players or their spouses, this is not where the meek at heart gather.
cards are delt.
"call" -says bubbles
"raise"-says jACK-oFF
"Another Quality Fold" says tiger
Another Quality Fold is said to have occurred.
"I wish to end my life for I have seen perfection in the band Ben Folds Five and nothing will be better!"
the folds made of the excess skin under your chin
man you are so fat look at those chin folds
to work an office job.
to relax and kill time while working.
look at that lazy paper folder.
another day at work another day of paper folding.
origin. when reading a news paper one often folds it, commonly seen in an office enviroment.