lettuce sauce

How men refer to salad dressing.

Person 1: Honey, pass me the lettuce sauce.
Person 2: Um, what?
Person 1: sighs Fine, have it your way. Honey, can you pass the "salad dressing" please?

rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so

Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night

lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

Burger King foot lettuce

Delicious frickn lettuce made by yours truly feet

I like 68 Good rapper

Oh wow that’s good Burger King foot lettuce

Garage lettuce

Weed. The cannabis kind.

I had an ice cold bowl of garage lettuce just now.

Lettuce Fetcher

A person who struggles to reach completion without the presence of fresh produce

Doctor: "any strange fetishes I should be aware of?"
Nicholas: "just the one, actually. I'm a lettuce fetcher. Grab a cabbage and watch me explode"

Lettuce audio

Unnatural, hollow-sounding, overly crisp audio used a lot in video advertisements.

Half of the reason why I can't stand Youtube ads is because of the frequent use of lettuce audio. I don't like feeling like my ears are biting into a head of Romaine.