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Attempting to masturbate as many times as physically possible before your dick falls off, during the time between fall and spring semester.
Guy 1: "Just finished my last final!"
Guy 2: "Let The Winter Break Challenge BEGIN!"
Guy 1: "Already jerked one out on the way over."
The most realistic of all urban fiction books. The story revolves around Winter Santiaga, the daughter of a prominent drug dealer in their Brooklyn neighborhood. Her mother had her when she was fourteen, and she has three other sisters, Mercedes, Lexus and Porsche.
Winter runs the town, or so she would like to think. She is in love with one of her daddy's workers, Midnight, but he never pays her any mind even tho any other guy would kill to get a piece of that. Then suddenly, on her 16th birthday, her dad announces that they will be moving to a mansion in Long Island. The family doesn't complain but inside they are all upset, especially since he has forbidden any of them to set foot back in Brooklyn after they leave. However once they get to the mansion they are so excited they don't care they hav e left their family and friends behind.
Ricky (Winter's father) has actually left Brooklyn because he knew that an up-and-coming rival gang, the Young Heads, were threatening to harm his family. Unfortunately they track him down because when he and his wife are driving to the dealership to get Winter's mother a Benz for her birthday, one of the Young Heads shoots Mrs Santiaga in the face. She survives, but the disfigurement causes her to almost lose her mind, because her life revolves around vanity.
One night, Winter tells her parents she is going to a college party, when in fact she is sneaking back to Brooklyn to party with her friends. She takes her mom's Benz and parties in a hotel room until 4 AM. When she gets back to Long Island she finds her father gone, and the house ripped up with all of their money gone. The police found out about Mr Santiaga's drug dealing and put him in jail. With no money and Mrs Santiaga with no job, the rest of thge family is basically screwed. The rest of Winter's extended family is also being arrested for drug dealing at the same time.
Mercedes, Lexus and Porsche are taken into foster care. Winter manages to escape foster care by telling the authorities she is a family friend, not Winter. It is then that Mrs Santiaga goes completely insane. She starts living with Aunt Laurie, her sister, cuts off all her hair, and becomes a crack addict. Winter goes to live with Aunt B and her cousin Bianca in Brooklyn, but the feds eventually track her down and say she can't live there because there are too many people for a Section 8 apartment. She is sent to a group home called the House of Success.
Winter manages to get some money together by selling stolen goods to her housemates through her friend Simone, who is a booster. However, Winter makes an enemy when Simone is caught while trying to steal a dress Winter asked for, and Winter refuses to bail her out. Winter gets jumped by Simone and runs away from the House of Success.
Winter eventually takes the advice of one of her housemates Rashida, and goes to stay with a woman called Sister Souljah in a brownstone, telling everyone there her name is Sasha. Sister Souljah is a motivational speaker whom Winter in the beginning has an extreme aversion to. She spends her time in the house trying to figure out a hustle, and she also meets a famous rapper, GS, who is Souljah's friend.
Winter and Souljah's sister Lauren go to a hip-hop party with Sister Souljah, and Winter is allowed to go up and see GS because she won a beauty contest. She has sex with him, but it was dark and she doesn't realize that she actually had sex with GS's bodyguard, Tony.
Winter finally decides to leave when she is in charge of collecting money for a charity and instead steals the money and plans to escape. However, Lauren switches Winter's bag with her own, which is identical, and Winter finds herself without any money.
Winter starts living with Bullet, one of the guys she hung out with during her party in Brooklyn. He is an up-and-coming drug dealer and treats her well, but becomes increasingly possessive to the point that he leaves a pack of vicious dogs in the apartment for two days with Winter, who is forced to hide out in the bedroom with no food for the time period.
Winter lives with Bullet until they are driving to Brooklyn with drugs concealed in the trunk, and Winter encounters a vicious Simone with her crew. Simone slashes Winter's face with a broken bottle and Winter is taken to a hospital, then to jail for drug possession, even though they weren't her drugs. Bullet meanwhile, just walks away from the car and is not caught.
Winter is sentenced to prison, and while she is there her mother dies. She reunites with her family at the funeral, including her jailed father, a now-wealthy Mercedes, and Lexus and Porsche, who were adopted by Midnight. The book ends with Mercedes telling Winter all about her rich, drug-dealing boyfriend, and Winter thinking about all she;s been through and debating whether or not to warn her about the consequences. She decides not to, and that "she'll learn in her own time".
if you haven't read the coldest winter ever, you need to get ur ass to a bookstore adn get it.
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A remark uttered usually during the winter time showing your disgust to the cold and snow winter brings. It can be used with any sentence in any context.
Me: "So I was walking to the store and .... fuck you winter!"
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Part of the lyrics to "Through The Fire and Flames", by Dragonforce. When a group of people are talking in lyrics, the speaker bursts in with "ON A COLD WINTER MORNING".
Person #1: Scotty doesn't know...
Person #2: That Fiona and Me...
Person #3: Do it in my van every...
Person #4: ON A COLD WINTER MORNING.
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According to the brilliant guys at Ctrlaltdel-online.com,
"Winter-een-mas, in it's essence, is a holiday for gamers. It is a celebration of games and the gamers who play them. Video games allow us to do things, go places, see stuff that we
couldn't do in real life. They can be an escape from reality, a release after a long day, a fun activity with friends, or just an enjoyable way to pass time. They give us a lot of entertainment. So why shouldn't
they be celebrated?
And in the same spirit, gamers themselves are extraordinary people. There are millions of people world-wide that enjoy video games. Some are hardcore fanatics, some are casual gamers. But we are all part of
the same community, and it's a community to be proud of.
The Winter-een-mas season lasts all of January, with the actual holiday lasting seven days, January 25-31."
Happy Winter-een-mas!
What the hell is that?
Uh...well...it's a gamer's holiday, and—aaaaagh! {{is pummeled}}
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when your 4090 ti stops acting as a space heater and your hands cool down until you drop from iron to plastic in val
"I didn't even know it was possible to be plastic" - Alice
"haha winter skill issue" - Bob