Your mom

what dumbasses say when they cant think of shit. these dumfucks usually are retarted

yOu: hey whats up
dumbass: your mom
yOu: you are my mom, dumbasses

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I'm Yours

An amazing song by the amazing musician Jason Mraz.

Guy1: Hey, what are you listening to?
Guy2: "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz
Guy1: Awesome.

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Your brother your mother

Possibly the most dangerous phrase since humans have developed vocal cords, above “your sister a mister” and “ your granny tranny”. Every time this is said the universe speeds up, the sun expands and god himself worries for his future

person 1 your mum gay
person 2 your dad lesbian
person 1 your granny tranny
person 2 your sister a mister
Person 1 your brother your mother
god *cries*

your mother is your brother

An epic comeback in any argument. Even more powerful than "your mom gay"

guy1: "ur mom gay lol xd"
guy2: "oh yeah? well your mother is your brother!"
guy1: *dies*

Your mom's your bro

A more polite way of saying your mom's a hoe.

(kid who's mom is actually a hoe)
Hey man your mom's your bro!

Your sister

Its a more recent variation of 'your mom'. is often used to insult somebody with or without a sister. used more often now as your mom is becoming out dated. (still only used by douche bags)

first guy: i heard a noise last night what were you doing?
Douche bag: your sister
surrounding audience: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
random guy: i like turtles
2nd douche bag: i like your sister
. . .

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your momma

a gangster way of insulting one and therefore ones mother

1. Your momma is fat.
2. Your momma cuts your steaks for you.
3. Your momma goes to college.

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