Broke Back Mountain Sweet Tea

Taking a dump on a anal prolapse; Droping Revened Sharp in the rejection of someones colons;

Broke Back Mountain Sweet Tea-I deffiently just dumped on the guys colon; I did to many squats ; power clinging Sucks!!!

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sittin back in the cup feelin boo

1. the act of feeling on top of the world
2. chillin
3. doing nothing...relaxin

J: "Hey Allen...what are you doing?"
A: "Hey Joy,I'm just sittin back in the cup feelin boo!"
J: "Nice..."

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Put that back in’t brain

A Yorkshire expression used when someone has said something stupid that they should not have said.

Clive: “y’know, I prefer Tetley’s to Yorkshire tea”
Derek: “Clive, you idiot, put that back in’t brain!”

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Gas her back end

To fuck one's back end.

Bro 1: Bro I wanna talk to this girl but I'm not sure what to say to her.
Bro 2: Bro just tell her you wanna gas her back end.

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kicking back being blue

Chilling being cool.

Sender: Wyd
You: Kicking back being Blue

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Laid back

A descriptive word that refers to a person who is slow to stress about things, prefers to take things at a slow pace and take things in. Can have a positive or negative connotation depending on who you are talking to. You'll find those more high-strung have a significantly more negative understanding of 'laid-back' than most. I.e. notice some of the other UD definitions.

Nothing seems to phase Greg, how is he so laid back?

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Hold my nuts from the back

A derogatory phrase that embellishes the phrase "hold my nuts". By adding the "from the back", a whole new context is added to the situation. The individual is no longer standing eye to eye as an equal and merely offering a courtesy by bearing the weight of your tremendous jewels; oh no, said individual is bent over, embracing whatever emotions you intend to lay upon them, as well as, cradling your low hanging fruit in order to prolong the occasion. If I could describe this phrase in a single word, I would use domination, as the individual receiving said phrase is being described as the pinnacle of submissiveness.

(Look "fuck you" and "screw you" by definition imply you would like to partake in an act of coitus with said individual, however, both are used as a derogatory phrase to imply you do not enjoy said individual. A hate coitus if you will. This phrase takes it a step further. You are welcome.)

Reginald Booker Jr. : I must say, your jacket does not match your trousers, however, did you leave the house thinking that fashion choice was a bright idea?
Brad: Dude you tuck your shirt into your underwear and your tighty whiteys stick out sometimes.
Reginald Booker Jr. : *Scoffs* Why I never, I will be informing HR that I no long feel comfortable in your presence.

Brad: Hold my nuts from the back, Reginald.