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A term for maturbation.
Hey man, did you see that twitch streamer who was giving in to the hand police accidentally while the stream was on.
A Hand soap wack is the act of using hand soap instead of lotion to finish a beating session because you ran out of lotion.
Genghis Khan: fuck hitler do you have any more lotion.
Hitler: Have you ever been using a fuck ton of lotion and you run out and can’t finish dry because your too much of a bitch.
Genghis Khan: yeah I’m being one right now.
Hitler: well do the hand soap wack to finish that jack.
Genghis Khan: Hitler this why you killed yourself.
Someone who, while under the influence of alcohol, maintains a claw shape with their hands .
Look at yer man over there, he had pure Tony Tony hands.
Look at yer man over there, pure Tony Tony hands.
🤙🏾🤙🏾 When you’re chill no matter what the outcome is you do the Flip hand signal. Derives from cowanbunga surfer attitude. Use both hands only one if it’s not that chill.
Did you see that guy do the flip hand signal? He’s so chill.
A Klingon sex move where you spear Tapatilo Hot Sauce on your hands before giving your partner a handjob or fingering.
Friend 1: How did your date with the Klingon girl go?
Friend 2: Uhh not THAT well we probably won’t hang out again but we fooled around a bit; at least I got a Tapatilo Hot Hand out of it.
When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.
I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.
Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.
Yeah I gave him a Texas Hand Grip