and then he poked me in the eye

A song sung to the music from Bomberman level 3. Relating to the thrusting of ones finger into the victims eyeball. The 'he' can also be changed for 'she', but 'he' sounds better.

*Get's poked in the eye*
...and then he poked me in the eye

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Butter wouldn't melt in her eyes

An old Yorkshire saying, more specifically from the Bradford area, used to increase the emphasis of the more traditional butter wouldn't melt. Must exclude the use of any pause between 'melt' and 'in her eyes'.

Isn't she lovely, yeah butter wouldn't melt in her eyes.

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twinkle in her eye

Code for when a girl has a fat ass

When I saw her walking down street she had a real twinkle in her eye

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Wiping a year from my eye

A sarcastic response to an insult, implying the insult is so bad it's taken a year off your life.

"Raquel, that was so rude! I'm wiping a year from my eye"

ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute)

A unit used to measure the rate of bullshit escaping from one's mouth over a defined period of time.

My girlfriend's ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute) reached dangerous levels as I tried to make up excuses on why my trip to Vegas ended with me getting married to a stripper and getting a butterfly tattooed on my ass.

type garfield with your eyes closed

garfoels

now you try to type garfield with your eyes closed

Put those eyes on the other side

The equivalent of "Turn that frown upside-down," but on the internet.

CandyGurll776: I h8 my life, ugggghhhh :(
Broski23: Heey, put those eyes on the other side (: