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After poolside intercourse, when the female lies on her back in the water and her partner jumps into the pool while masturbating in an attempt to hit her pubic hair as with projectile semen
A couple was found drowned in their pool last night. Forensics indicates they were engaged in carpet bombing when the accident occurred.
Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.
'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!
Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.
is when you start fingering your partner and when they are into it you jam your whole fist in them
I was fingering my girl when I decided to give her the spirit finger bomb
When you take a bowel of lube and microwave it, stick your penis in it, then ram your girlfriend with hot lube on your penis, yelling Krakatoa.
I did a lava bomb with my girlfriend last night
Holley V.S.M.D./ Nacho average kid!
Guy 1:Did you hear about that kid who got run over by his mom? Guy 2: Yeah... good news is the H-Bomb was working in the ER at the time.
Guy 1:Dam that kid's lucky, the H-bomb is a miracle worker!
Guy 2:H Bomb
A girl that if she puts in the work, she's capable of anything and everything she wants. She'll do absolutely good for herself regardless and has so many people in her life that care for her. She's the Bomb !!!
"Yo Dude, who's that girl over there?"
"That's H-Bomb, don't you know her?"
"Who the hell is that?"
"She's the bomb. That's All I can say ;)"