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When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.
“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
Just a more descrete way of telling someone to eat shit, usually used in online forms
That one pooping feeling where you have a nice poop and nothing goes wrong and your poop slides out perfectly and you get awesome poop feeling
i just had the best pooping feeling!!!!!
When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf
Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.
when you try to poop but you just fart
man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.
Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.
"Im In poop labor. I really have to poop and it's like half way out but pushing isn't helping."
Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023
Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!
Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!
Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?
Cap'n: ...