meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

Romanian Meat Jancum

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.

Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"

Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.

I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat

Bush Meat

When you call someone Bush meat, it's sort of an insult...like calling someone a cow or a goat, because that person is behaving like they are as brain dead as livestock.

Person A: I'm gonna add your insult definition to urban dictionary.
Person J: that would mean a lot, bro....
Person A: You're welcome, Bush meat.

You’re sexy and Your meat is huge

A compliment, used to describe epic men.

Rin: You’re sexy and your meat is huge
Jay: MY MEAT IS HUGE

flower meat

Vagina

Bitch yo flower meat smells like squalene. Clean that shit

meat ski

A cock that women absolutely love!

that bitch rode the meat ski!