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When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.
Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"
You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "
Another way of saying it’s just a joke or pulling your leg or I’m messing with you
Person 1: does this dress make me look fat
Person 2: yes
Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down
Wobblie tits is a nick name for a over weight person
Hey look it’s “wobblie tits” he should join the football team he’d be good
month of october you can squeeze any girls tits
johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”
Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.
Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits
Although not normally seen they can be described as flat even though she argues that she has C cups when we all know she's fucking bullshitting
Emilys tits are overrated or Emilys tits are apparently big
"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.
"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"