if you know what i mean

When added to the end of a sentence makes the reader/listener look for a second meaning.

Also used to provoke confusion when there is no second meaning.

You can add "if you know what i mean" to the end of the sentence to make the reader look for a second meaning, if you know what i mean.

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What have you been smokin'

Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.

Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.

Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?

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You know what time it is!

Basically a statement said to acknowledge how incredibly trashed someone is. You can say it to acknowledge someone else or you can say it to acknowledge how messed up you are.

If you are on another level of fucked up you can also respond that you are the clock. Who ever is the most fucked up is the clock.

A:"Duuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!"
B: "You know what time it is!"

A:"Do you know what time it is!?"
B:"Bitch, I'm the clock!"

A:"You know what time it is!!!"

A:"Dude, he knows what time it is."
B:"Bro, he is the clock"

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you know what I mean?

To ask for confirmation of your audiences understanding, with the expectation that they will affirm what you are saying.

is gotta be dan innit nawwa ahmyean?

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Now that's what i'm talking about

"Now that's what I'm talking about'!

'A catch phrase' commonly used to express 'enthusiastic support' for a particular 'subject/or subject matter'.

(With more of an emphasis placed on the word 'that's')
*acronym/abbreviated form: NTWITA or TWITA 'That's What I'm Talking About'.

Example:-

A guy just opened his first pay check- and he discovered, that the amount of money enclosed, was a lot more than he was expecting!

-> so he say's (while nodding his head in approval)~ 'Now that's what i'm talking about' !

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what you talkin bout willis?

Implying that someone else is crazy when they're merely pointing out your foolishness.

Willis: Don't you think you'd better put the lid on that blender full of gunk before you plug it in?

Lil' Fool: What you talkin bout willis? (as he plugs in the blender)

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What did you eat today?

An uncomplicated question to get people to talk.

It was first used by Marine in the summer of 2003 when he joined one of the elite guilds on Ragnarok Online. The people in the guild did not talk often, and being as talkative as he was, Marine broke the ice by asking everyone a simple question: What did you eat today?

It is a question that is easy to answer and concerns a topic that everyone can relate to (food); the perfect icebreaker.

In the summer of 2004:

Esperine: What did you eat today?
Alynia: I had pizza! o_o
Persona: Chicken D:
Verdande: Mmm.. noodles ;o

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