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Official bad bitch season. It's summer, the sun is out, it's warm; and its time to fuck shit up. It's time to look good as fuck, and do nothing but what makes you happy. Twerk your ass off and give no fucks because life is too short. Aka best time of the year.
- Girl, it's almost act up season!
- Oh my god yes finally! *sticks out her tongue*
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Someone who tries to act like a spag, but fails miserably and comes across as a lonely idiot.
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what my dad did
Dad: Pumpkin can I show you a trick?!
Kid: YES! YES! YES
Dad: Okay! It's called the disappearing act! Go to bed and look for me tomorrow morning!
*disappears*
Kid: *now has their own family and still can't find their dad*
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Any act passed among a group designed with the sole purpose of protecting the feelings of a singular snowflake amongst the crew.
Who was the one who voted against something incredible? Can't say - Wobbles SNOWFLAKE Act 2020.
the biggest peice of totaletarian bullshit ever (Also see George W Bush)
Dude, my friend got taken away by the government last night...
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What the so-called Affordable Care Act (ACA), more commonly known as Obamacare should really be called.
Well, I lost my old insurance plan, only to have it replaced by some rip-off plan thanks to the Unaffordable Care Act. My monthly premiums are twice as much, my deductible is 4x as much, and though I am a female I have to pay for things like prostate care coverage while my grandpa is paying for maternity coverage. What idiot came up with this and said it would be great anyway?
So let me get this straight: We have to pay higher premiums, higher deductibles, and will probably have to pay for a bailout of the insurance companies on top of all that?! That's the Unaffordable Care Act for you. Thanks Obama.
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When someone (usually a man), who is usually straight but has a moment when they act totally gay. Examples include grinding with no chicks around, any Justin Bieber impression, or other gay movements, statements, or voices.
Bob: "Ya and he decided to try out his Justin Beiber voice at the party"
Jill: "OMG! Thats another Random Act of Gayness!"
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