A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.
"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."
how would you explain paige albert in 3 words?
a bad bitch
The universally correct response to any situation or comeback with anyone that disrespects or ignores you. You can also use this to start a conversation or end one. It's appropriately convenient for people that want to be part of a conversation in a group chat but don't know what to say.
Karl tolentino asked: Asan na Akarin GF ko?
Roehan replies: Albert Beldad
Its a diabetic kid that cant get fat because hes diabetic
Dang that kid Albert D is such a diabetic albert no wonder hes skinny.
To repeat something someone had just said like the great Albert Einstein
He's pulling a Albert repeating a joke I just told
The superior fictional serial killer
Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!
1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat
Endless fun
Cold alberts are great fun for the family