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having yourself and five of your closest buddies shit in somebody's toilette without flushing. That way the shitter will not flush and someone will have to scoop out the shit so that the toilet will flush again.
"Hey bro! We went Dump trucking at Ted's house, he had to scoop out the shit with a spoon."
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A massive poo that often results in frosting the bowl when flushing on later model residential toilets. To truly be defined as an iceberg dump, at least 10% of the poo must rise above the surface of the water. General limited to peeps w/ high fiber diets, an audible "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" often accompanies the iceberg dump.
Dude, I was dropping anchor and due to it's massive size, this iceberg dump was broken in half upon flushing and it totally frosted the bowl!
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A really big pile of shit, just like Donald
Wow, I just ate a massive burrito now I need to take a Donald Dump
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When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.
DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!
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The "nervous" poop often needed to be dropped by player(s) of a sports team before a large-scale sporting event. Afterwards, the player(s) lose their tenseness and play properly.
Dom and his dad always take pregame dumps together before baseball games.
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When you take such a huge crap that 10% of the poop sits above water in the bowl.
PF Changs lends itself well to constructing these monstrosities.
Props if your glacial creation crosses the toilet seat plane.
Two eggrolls and a double serving of beef lo main left me with only one option after lunch...glacier dump in the executive suite. It was epic.
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When you have to take a huge, messy and smelly poop, especially when that poop goes on and on or occurs in multiple stages.
"Man, those burritos I ate last night game me a lot of belly pain."
"Are you feeling OK today?"
Oh yeah - this morning I had a major Trump Dump, and now I'm all cleaned out."
"Oh my GOD IN HEAVEN, what is that SMELL?"
Sorry, I just took a Trump Dump."
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