capable of being cooked to perfection by a nuclear explosion at a certain distance of the radius
"Did you know that during a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection?"
"I never knew that fam."
The grief felt from the unresolved loss felt when a very close or a loved one is missing and whose whereabouts is unknown and unresolved, and there is significant potential for a bad outcome.
After his daughter walked into the wildness, he was in frozen grief till they found her living in a cult in the woods.
The cheapest, shittiest of hotdogs. Truly scraping the bottom of the barrel.
This frozen hotdog tastes like shit, smells like shit, looks like shit, and probably is a shit.
A frozen shit used as a dildo 🤤
Hey Kajy did you have fun with the frozen igloo last night.
The greatest ship there ever was.
Person A: "I love Frozen Blade"
Person B: "Wow you too?"
This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.
"My but was sore from the frozen beans"