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When the hottest woman in the world, with the world's sweetest ass, is wearing an outfit that includes glitter manages to smear her glitter all over you... from head to head to toe, via intense body-to-body contact. Its so dirty... you can't help butt beg for more.
Baby, get that sweet ass over here... I need to be glittered!!
She glittered me and I didn't even notice... I was just too busy starring at her cute smile.
When you order a dick glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it explodes in the person face covering them with little dick shaped glitter.
Damn, Jerry sent Marry a Dick Glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it took 10 years for her to get it off her rug.
On the middle of women’s menstrual cycle, this is the conspicuously missing cervical mucus quality when your basal core temperature is almost feverishly sparkly, indicating you have harvested an ovulating disco ball egg and your as ripe as a yellow star fruit.
No need to do a cervix check, it was obvious to everyone she tagged on tiktok that Nat had glitter mucus.
gay as shit, like so gay I swear to god
Omg that guy is so Glitter Baby
Win your work from home office is covered in dog for from your constant companion.
My keyboard is covered in work glitter.
When somebody is attracted to a younger person, who may not be of age.
(Gary Glitter)
'Wow check the arse on her'
'Woiii man she looks like shes still at School, you need to chill out Glitter Knickers!'
Chasing Whores or going to Strip Club
I’m going glitter fishing do you want to go? I will but I don’t have any money so I’ll just parking lot pimp while y’all inside