lite hook

a money driven women who if she knows you got money will use sex to get it. works it with a sad story (dog died,barn burned down)

i'm not a prostitute! i only hook when i'm lite on cash. so you can call me a lite hook.

the hook

using one's finger in a hook like fashion relieve constipation

Jeff Frentz used the hook to eliminate pressure from his bowels

Hook Nose

A person with a big nose, has lots of money made from who knows where, also known as a jew, always picks up pennies. and have sex through sheets.

The Hook Nose jew picked up that penny on the ground.

poo hook

A poo hook is performed by taking your finger and massaging it around the anal sphincter enough so that the smell of it is noticeably present on it. From there, you sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim, quickly slide the tip of your finger in the corner of their mouth, and pull on it like a fish hook.

Mike was acting like a total douche, so I had John distract him, got ready, and totally caught him off-guard with the poo hook. He said the smell was unbearable, and I was proud.

Hooking up

Depends where you are from, its different for different states, even different cities. In Vermont it means having sex, in Mass. it means anything but sex and in Maine it either means hanging out or a one night stand deal depending on what area your from.

are you guys hooking up tonight?

polish the hook

Another term for jacking off.

I need to go to the bathroom and "polish the hook" if you know what I mean;)

jiggaboo hook

when you form your thumb and index finger into a hook, then the thumb goes in the stink and the index finger goes into the pink. Then squeeze to keep them from getting away.

She wanted to hook up and bail but i jiggaboo hooked her and she stayed the night