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Small circular purple pills containing a form of psychedelic ingredient known as lysergic acid (LSD).
Stacey took a purple mike pill before heading downtown.
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Hey dude did you see Mike Fries on VATSIM?
Yeah man. He's so fucking cute.
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Another day at playa and Millennial Mike lost $105 betting.
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Crude pig who spits constantly. He doesnt care if he offends anyone but he buys us alcohol so we all like him. He also bites his friends fingers off when they come to visit him at school.
We all got sick from that kid Mike Zozulia-ing on us (aka spitting his dip on us from the top bunk.)
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One of the greatest and fastest drummers to ever be born, and the current drummer for Dream Theater. Considered to be the inverse of John Petrucci, due to his ability to rupture space and time by playing over a billion notes per second. Like Petrucci, he has limited himself to 2000 notes per second which only causes severe head pains whereas anything more than 2500 notes per second causes the human head to explode, due to the overload of greatness. This being the reason he decided to leave Berklee, because of the student's heads exploding because they thought they were worthy of God. He is also considered one of the best wearers of the heavy metal soul patch, much to the disdain of Jordan Rudess.
Iran better chill, or We'll send in Mike Mangini.
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Current DJ of the Beastie Boys.
Mixmaster Mike with the scratch routine.
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An absolute mentally retarded doughnut with the brain capacity of a fish on crack cocaine. He is fond of removing my posts (kill yourself retard)
"What happened to Javier?" Person 1 asks
"I heard he got thrown in a mental hospital for being an absolute Mike Ramsey." Says person 2
"Lol what a retarded faggot" Exclaims person 1
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