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Any animal of the Canine species that fits into a standard sized microwave.
Yapping, whining, biting ankles, and fitting into small purses are common amongst these animals.
KellEy: Check out my new puppy! She's a Chihuahua Yorkie mix.
Hailey: It's cute now, but just wait until it becomes a full-sized Rat Dog...
*KellEy hits Hailey
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A bastard who is characterized by devious and base intentions.
That rat bastard who ripped me off on the car deal also hits on my sister.
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A particularly enthusiastic and perpetual patron of the The Old Stone Jug, a club/bar located in the bowels of Hamilton, NY that is frequented by Colgate University students, cleat chasers and cradle robbers. Typically young, female, drunk, and promiscuous students bearing low self-esteem. Most commonly found on Thursday nights.
This is the fourth times this week you've been to the jug, you must be a jug rat.
Max is pretty desperate, I think he might just go for a jug rat tonight.
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A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"
{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?
{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!
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A member of the facebook group Twilight Sewerposting, which is the backup group for Twilight Shitposting.
Named so because of the amount of time spent in the sewers.
The rats or ratsies come out to vote for Twilight on polls to make the fanboys cry
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1. One who spends a large majority of their time at Loose Park. These people very rarely wear shoes, smoke a lot of pot, and drink cheap beer. They tend to conjugate near 3-Tree, Gimpy, or wander aimlessly. Their darker complexion and overall sense of "chill" indicates that they are indeed a regular Loose-Rat.
Guy 1: Yo You know Sam Baker?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's at the park right now, he's such a Loose-Rat
Jogger 1: Those Loose-Rats ruin our park.
Jogger 2: I agree, look at all the smoke coming from over there. And they're too lazy to throw away their empties!
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A homeless person that creeps Guadeloupe St. or "the Drag" at the University of Texas. Usually they ask for money to buy alcohol or drugs and if you do not obligee, they will chase you into a store, threaten you or say something witty like thanks a lot asshole. Also, most of them have pets and they travel in packs. Ironically, the "normal" homeless people are scared of them.
Drag Rat-"Ma'am, can you please spare some change, I need some booze?!"
Student-"Sorry, I am a poor college student."
Drag Rat-"Don't be sorry, you douche bag."
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