A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.
Ramon just flew by on his crack rocket again!
A salty rocket is the red thing under the dog.
Dude the dogs in heat hes got his salty rocket out
A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice
Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."
A retarded Canadian deathtrap that premiered in 2013 that aired a bit sometimes if your child tuned into Teletoon one fateful day. The show is about 2 monkeys named Gus and Wally and a robot named Yay-Ok going on adventures in a ship and getting into trouble, not only is the show itself is pretty shit, but the animation is ugly, the characters are forgettable, it should have never existed in the first place. If your child were to be sucked into the absolute madness of a cartoon it make your child's brain extremely numb and vulnerable to other shit Canadian cartoons. Though, if non-Canadians were to find out about this cartoon, then it would become a meme, cause monke. The show is unfunny and not worth watching, as it was one of those cartoons from Canada on the kids channel, Teletoon. Like most Canadian cartoons, the show is very obscure, I think(?) (except for shows Total Drama Island, 6teen, ReBoot). I always try to forget about its existence. It's a shit show, AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS, it is WORSE than Mega Babies!
Canadian: I watch Rocket Monkeys!
French-Canadian: Je pensais qu'ils avaient arrêté de diffuser cette émission sur Télétoon.
Canadian: Huh?
French-Canadian: I thought they stopped airing that show on Teletoon.
American: The fuck is a Rocket Monkey?
The instance where a hermaphrodite gets turned on and subsequently gets both an erection and wet at the same time
Yo man, I hooked up with that hermy chick yesterday, her soggy rocket was so huge it was more like a slippery shuttle.
Slang for shooting a load
When you bust a nut the cum looks like a milky rocket taking off
Last night K Dawg was getting a hand job from Riley and he shot his milk rocket all over her dress.
Something you have when you laugh so hard that shit flies out your asshole.
"Man, that movie was so funny I had a giggle rocket."
"When the special man fell over my giggle rocket splattered on the wall."