rose creeper

Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.

I creeped up on her with the rose and made her pay for it!

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rose petal

1. A part of a rose.

2. The term for a dainty little twat.

My lover has the prettiest rose petal.

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Rose Funeral

A god awful deathcore band from Ohio who constantly tours with good death metal bands.

They are also known for their extreme hatred for the game UNO, which is usually being played by the crowd during the set.

"Did you guys see Rose Funeral open for Nile last night?"
"No I was too busy playing UNO"

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Axl Rose

Anagram for "oral sex". This is how the name was derived.

The letters in the words "oral sex" can be re-arranged to spell "Axl Rose".

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Queeny Rose

A very insecure and ugly girl inside and out. She is known of being compulsively borrowing things from her peers and never return it. Pretends that she is a friend but mocks you like a slimy snake as she is.

Never trust Queeny Rose

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aiden rose

A fucking moron who sucks dick at cross country. Constantly has an object in his asshole. His head is literally a fucking almond and is often referred to “faggit”.

Hey you see Aiden Rose?
You mean faggit?
Ha gotteeem

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Axl Rose

Insane guy from Guns n Roses. Was pretty good at doing what he did, and mostly keeps to himself nowadays.

Get over it, people. Maybe he wants a break. He's still the shit though. Who else records himself screwing a random chick and then plays it in the background of a song? Only Axl.

Listen to Rocket Queen on Appetite For Destruction and you'll know what I mean.

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