Sleep Stoned

When one's actions point to marijuana use but are actually a result of being tired.

Dave: Why is Doug squeezing my acne cream onto his toothbrush?

Tom: Don't mind him, he's sleep stoned.

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deep sleep

A sleep that will take a while to wake up from.

I was in a deep sleep, so I woke up and hour late.

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sleep eating

A derivative of sleep walking but actually getting out of bed when sleeping and going and getting a snack.

guy1: hey man wake up
guy 2: What, what's going on
guy1 you’re sleeping on the couch covered in potato chips
guy 2: OH I must have been sleep eating

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Swagger Sleep

-A guy word for "Beauty Sleep"

Girl- "You can't hang."

Guy- "You got damn right. I gotta get my Swagger Sleep."

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Sleeping pill

Masturbating before bed to relax, which helps a body get to sleep faster and stay asleep longer.

I was all stressed out about finals but took a sleeping pill and slept like a baby.

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sleep with shoes on

when you are so tired that you forget what you were doing at that time.

Man: wow i was so tired last night that i might have sleep with shoes on.

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sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

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