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the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent
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to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
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Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
when on vacation and a large wave in the surf rips off your whole bikini and you are left standing there naked.
your girlfriend is standing there naked after a big wave...oh honey, you got wave raped.
Any drapes that you hang over your window to block out all light. Also called sex-for-certain-curtains.
That creep next door always has his lights off. No, he just has rape drapes.
A certain type of van with no windows on the sides, usually from the 70's or 80's, and in poor asthetic condition. Implies that it is the type of ride often chosen by a rapist.
"How's Tony gonna pick up any trim driving around in that damn rape van!"
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1)Having to hear an overplayed song.
2)Being forced to hear a fucked up sound.
3)Having someone make sexual noises towards you.
Arnold: Oh mah god, UGH!1 It's feels soo gewd.
Conan: My god. I've just been audio raped.
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Being forced into scat sex, which is vomiting and shitting sex
When Nick J. Egloff aka goatfucker for life forces you into scat sex, vomiting, shitting on you and anally dominating you. He then in turn forces you to force him into scat sex and drowns you in jizz while staring at his massive 7.5 inches. You get scat raped by Nick all night all, life is a highway you'll ride his shit cock all night long!
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During a simultaneous rape struggle for dominance, two rapists meet and fight each other over who is going to rape who. It can also be a sport.
Both of them got arrested for raping each other at the same time. Since they were evenly matched, there were occasions where one or the other was getting raped, and it went back and forth. It was an epic rape duel.
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