power-watch

To fast-forward through a movie and only watch the good parts in order to save time.

-Yea, he's power-watching Battlestar Galactica on my computer

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watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".

Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*

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Watch and yearn

A variation of the common phrase "watch and learn", used when demonstrating an action so difficult and skillful that viewers would never be able to "learn" how to do it, simply "yearn" to one day be able to pull off such an act.

Jonathan Ross: Oit Russ, that Katy Perry bird is lookin' mightly fine tonight. If only I'd shacked up wiv someone that looked like that.....

Russel Brand: Watch and yearn, Jonathan, watch and yearn.....

I saw Chris Brown pullin' off some bangin' moves the other day at that MTV concert. I could but watch and yearn.

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Night Watch

A Brilliant book written by terry pratchet, the Lord of Comedy whome we should all fall before and worship. Also a movie released in 2006, which is completelyunrelated to the novel of the same name.

Terry Pratcher, we are not worthy..... *Falls to knees*
"Night Watch is a great book"
This Night, watch Night Watch

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Suicide Watch

When an individual goes on an MDMA bender and all their seratonin has depleated & they feel like a coward. Loyal friends provide suicide watch & pretend friends avoid them.

trog consumed 5 caps & in the midst of his come down sent his crush on 5 back to back text messages. Then he was put on suicide watch by Sam.

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Synchronize Watches

The act of calling your friends in an attempt to set a time to have sex at the same time as each other. This act builds lasting friendships and bonds as each person has sex knowing that they are having sex at the same time as their friends. This act can be done alone (Hand Solo) if a partner is unavailable.

Bob emailed all of his friends to Synchronize Watches at 8:30 tonight. My wife is on the rag so I will be going Hand Solo.

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Clock-watching

You go to sleep, but wake up every hour or two and check the clock, so as not to miss a scheduled event such as: Going to work, Class or a Date.

I went to sleep at 8am and woke up at 10:30, 12:30, 2:30 finally 3:30pm checked the clock every time and went work to do another 12 hour shift. Clock-watching

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