smoking hot

A very HOT chick, SMOKINGGGG HOT!!!

Nice thighs, nice tits, nice booty, nice everything!

My gosh, Miranda Kewr is smoking hot

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Hot Kurt

A Hot Kurt is when a man - doing a handstand - fucks a woman doggy style, then proceeds to flip her backwards and simultaneously perform a somersault underneath her. He then licks her anus while she releases a hot load of feces.

"I heard he tossed her salad."
"No man, he pulled a full-on Hot Kurt!"

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hot potato

a difficult problem that nobody wants to be associated with

Lets see how the manager handle a hot potato like that.

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Hot Chip

The food of choice for trifling hoes born in the 90s who don't know how to cook and like McDonald's, being bisexual, and twerking.

All that bitch Desh'neé do is eat hot chip and lie.

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Stupid Hot

When a girl is ridiculously hot or beyond hot on a normal scale. This can and will make an individual stupid or unable to conjugate a thought. It is above a 10 on a scale of 1-10 and she is more than just boner-ific.

That girl is stupid hot
***drools and becomes stupid, unable to think about anything and eventually gets caught checking "that girl" out.

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Hot Donut

A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.

Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!

Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.

Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!

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too hot

A game where the two players kiss without stopping and without touching each other. If one player touches the other, s/he loses. The winner gets to do whatever s/he wants to the loser.

On The L Word, Shane and Carmen played a steamy game of Too Hot.

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