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When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.
Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died
David: Sucks man..
One of the many styles available to choose from in the art of pubic hair design.
The Hitler mustache involves shaving the pubic hair from either side, and the area directly above the genitalia, leaving a thin strip which quite looks like Der Fuehrer's preferred brand of whiskers.
To spice up her marriage, Jean shaved her pussy hair into a Hitler mustache.
Rabbi Kawolski was quite offended when the centerfold had a Hitler mustache.
Under Adolf Hitler, Germany's Boy Scouts.
When Germany declared war on America after Pearl Harbor, Hitler made a best saying that his hitler Youth would defeat the Americans who have been brought up in the Boy Scouts -History Channel
Hitler has strangely become an Internet sensation of sorts. He mocks LeBron James for leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers and scoff's at Susan Boyle for not winning Britain’s Got Talent. “Hipster Hitler" turns the most evil human being in history into a caricature, allowing all of us to step back for a moment and laugh at someone we truly despise.
(Credit to The Jail Break. C O M)
Bro 1: "Does that alt-bro have an ironic mustache AND a "I Heart Juice" t-shirt on?"
Bro 2: "WTF!"
Bro 1: "SNAP. Hipster Hitler!"
Bro 2: "Well, he was the original hipster bitch."
When somebody tries to control every aspect of your life and watches everything you do, basically takes over your life like Hitler tried to do to the world.
Your girlfriend tells you what to eat for breakfast? Bro, she's got Hitler syndrome, I'd be careful
When a woman is giving a man oral sex, and as the man is about to orgasm, he straightens his arm and gives the Nazi Salute while using his other hand to make a moustache under his nose.
Mendy got Hitler Head from a jew last night. It was hilarious
a guy that tried his hand at painting was rejected and then declared war on the world brought down pretty much all of europe under his rule until he got too greedy and tried to fight a war on two fronts killed millions of jews just for the lulz and couldnt face the consequences of being a dick so he shot himself supposedly because there are many claims of him being in chile or argentina!
me:hey how was your vacation in chile?
friend:awesome its such a beautiful country with great mountains,food,women and i met adolf hitler!
me:sounds great....wait what?