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Ball pillow

The pillow used to strategically keep a man’s regular-sized to gigantic balls from being squished during PM sleep, nap-time or siestas.

This pillow is typically folded in half and put between the knees in the fetus or “spooning position”.

Boy: Baby, can I use that extra pillow as my BALL PILLOW tonight?

Girl: Nah, you know that pillow is for decoration only and I don’t want you stinking it up with your nasty ball sack.

Boy: Okay, then can I just use your face as my BALL PILLOW?

Girl; Sure.

by TrickyAru November 30, 2018


sweaty as balls

A temperature that can only be achieved with the tightly packed cramming of many college students in a single dorm room which does not have air conditioning.

Sully: Dude, it's sweaty as balls in here.

Gay-Ben: Yeah, probably because there's no air conditioning.

by OverlyConfidentObeseWoman November 18, 2013


Ball play

When you play with a guys balls sometimes while sucking his dick other times there's no dick sucking included

Balls dick head giving head playing with balls ballplay

Amanda: do you like ball play?
Josh:yeah you can suck on them if you want

by GemmaRose September 23, 2015

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balls and gravy

A signature dish made by a gentleman in Nashville, TN. The recipe is akin to your typical meatballs and tomato sauce.

TK, you making balls and gravy tonight? Diesel.

by have a little December 19, 2019


Ball-Batter

Sperm, Cum, Ejaculate.

She ate my ball-batter all up!

by MadManManic December 28, 2006


ball fiasco

bah-ll fee-ass koh

noun.

1. A ball fiasco is a term used in physics to describe a specific amount of spherical objects set loose creating a hellish and chaotic lab environment, often resulting in a seating change. No less than three and no more than ten balls are needed for a situation to be classified as a "ball fiasco".

"Joshy V will be awfully upset if we cause another ball fiasco"

"If you keep creating ball fiascos within class, I'll have to re-work our seating arrangements"

by HyperDank February 1, 2017


krystal ball

(v, tr.)

Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.

The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.

Student 1: Hahaha. Ben's blog swears he's going to run for Congress in a few years. Quick, let's save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!

(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").

by Moggraider October 31, 2010