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cactusing

When you have a technical problem and you ask for help from someone and they just stand there while you show the problem and miraculously, it works even though it didn't seconds ago.

Well, it works now. Thanks for cactusing for me, I guess...

by johnseelewis September 17, 2015


Reverse Cactused

The act of taking a little prick out of you.

Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014


Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 04, 2021


Bumhole Cactus

Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.

First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.

by The Real Talkie Toaster February 09, 2021


cactus

a prickly object

Josh: i'd fuck a cactus right now

by cactifucker April 22, 2017


CACTUS

(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”

Used in place of “ACAB” and can also be used as an insult for police, since it implies they’re pricks.

“I got pulled over for going seven MPH over the speed limit. Fucking CACTUS wrote me a ticket

by KCHooligan January 27, 2024


CACTUS

(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”

Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”

“Just got pulled over by a CACTUS for doing seven MPH over the speed limit.”

“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”

by KCHooligan January 26, 2024