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cactusing

When you have a technical problem and you ask for help from someone and they just stand there while you show the problem and miraculously, it works even though it didn't seconds ago.

Well, it works now. Thanks for cactusing for me, I guess...

by johnseelewis September 17, 2015

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Reverse Cactused

The act of taking a little prick out of you.

Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014


Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 4, 2021

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Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.

Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.

by Firebirdchick March 6, 2015


Sniping cactus

A complete retard who is known for deflection women like a light beam hitting a mirror. This particular cactus isn’t prickly since he will never hit puberty. He also doesn’t grow past 4”11 and has toes like oogey boogey from nightmare before Christmas

Stinky stinky sniping cactus he is eww gross

by Therealsigmaalfa October 26, 2023


Humble Cactus

Humble Cactus is a phrase used to refer to someone being a bitch. It is used in Minecraft because of the Microsoft chat reporting system. Another variation of this is Recap.

Hey (insert Minecraft Gamertag) stop being a Humble Cactus!

by Bamblue_1043 August 8, 2022


Cactusness

The degree to which one finds someone or something in trouble or broken. (Australian slang; verb of cactus).

Lyn's reply was rather laconic, given the severity of her cactusness.

by AustralianWomenPilots October 8, 2020