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Someone might say this when you’re playing a first person shooter and when you try to kill someone you miss every shot.
*playing call of duty*
“To your right!”
*turns to their right and misses every shot*
“You potatoed!!!”
Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.
You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato
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A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.
Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."
Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."
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A sexual position created by comedian, Eric Andre.
It is described as having sex with Haley Joel Osment.
Coined in Hot Ones interview with Eric Andre.
Forget reverse cowgirl, potato boy is where it's at.
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To fill ones belongings with potatoes, but most commonly a golf bag throughout an 18 hole round of golf. Usually includes collusion between the other three members of the foursome against the victim.
Do you fellas want to go potato sacking on Saturday when we hit the links with Zach?
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When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.
After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.
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A commonly used phrase to describe a guinea pig, due to it’s rotund shape and often couch potato-like lounging behavior.
That guinea pig just sits there like a furry potato.
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