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When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.
Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.
When oral sexy is being preformed by a male (or female) with a large beard, and the partner that is receiving the oral (male or squirting female) cums into their partner's beard. Making the said beard a sticky, soggy messy that resembles a tumbleweed that has been rained on.
Honey, you came all over my beard again... It looks like a soggy tumbleweed.
The act of receiving a golden shower through a glory hole in a public urinal
Hey look that guy is soaking wet, he must have just received a Soggy Wally
When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces
Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude
A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob
Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.
A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”
You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”
You: “A wet cappuccino.”
Someone who makes a guy turned on while doing a moist duck face.
That girl is such a soggy donald
Soggy donald me baby