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when your dick has been in bath water for a long time and your girl comes over and gives you a blowjob
Man i just got out of the shower and got a soggy tug
After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"
A soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking Pacific ocean drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.
Reptar: Have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me
When you have a massive diarrhea but when you wipe you don't get all of the extra poo off your taint therefore causing the taint to stay wet and sweaty leading it to become soggy.
Hector: Emma, can you pass me a roll of toilet paper I had diarrhea.
Emma: Yes but make sure this time you whip really good, your soggy taint started to smell last time.
A wet Willie but swap the saliva with vagina juice.
He was being a dick, so I gave him a Soggy William to shut up.
A female with an extremely soggy vagina
" I just ate that soggy McChicken "
Soggy sex: sex on ur period. Blood gets everywhere n turns into a soggy ass mess. Your sheets get soggy, your towels, your dog, your dick. Highly recommended if you’re horny
Man my girl was on her period and we had so much soggy sex we had to go to bed bath n beyond to get new bed sheets