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Verb: to rip a grumpy is to wait until the last second to shit, almost ripping off your pants button, and laying down the meaniest, "Grumpiest", shit you have ever taking in you life into any recepticle.
Mike: Tom, what were you doing all of 8th period?
Tom: Dude, I had to rip the meanest grumpy ever.
Mike: Damn, You were Ripping a Grumpy for 40 fucking minutes?
Tom:Yeah (*sniffle sniffle*).
Mike: Did it burn?
Tom: Like a Mexican man with gingivitis, and with his ass stuffed with jalapenos.
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an expensive date that leads nowhere
Leon: hey how did your date go with that girl you met on facebook?
Peter: Holy crap dude, complete date rip!! She gets nailed on 3 mojitos, orders the seafood platter, bitched about all her cheap friends, doesn't even offer to pay when the bill comes, and then when I take her home she blows me a kiss and says 'call me'.
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to smoke weed fast, hold it long, and smoke it hard out of a "bowl" (a small glass pipe used to smoke weed).
dude, when can we start ripping bowls? i want to bake before we go inside.
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Stands for “Rest in Peace Me,” used to express sadness.
Good lord Trump is our president. RIP Me.
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short-hand for indicating that a movie that you're posting for download online was not digitized into computer form from the dvd or vhs ("ripped") by you personally.
not my rip. all the episodes of "beavis and butt-head".
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When you have to piss so bad you whip out your dick and immediately piss
I have to piss so bad I have to whip it and rip it
When a couple are having sex and useing a condom, which unfortunitly rips, producing a rip-kid.
Usually used as a form of insult
you want to know why your parents hate you? because you're a rip-kid!