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Square One Mall is the most depressing shopping mall on earth located in Saugus, Massachusetts.
Some stores that you can shop at are Macy’s which only old white women and overweight Hispanic women shop at, there’s also a furniture section that people forget that exists so it’s a great napping spot! The GameStop is so small that you can smell the cum stain and Doritos from the employees and customers that frequent it. There’s also Dick’s Sporting Goods that the only customers are middle aged black men with their kids. There’s also Sears that’s somehow still in business! Newbury comics that are frequented by obese blue haired virgins with daddy’s issues and don’t let it come to you as a shocker that they might be gay too!
The food court has had a family of pigeons that have been stuck there for the past 10 years with no hope to get out. You might notice the giant empty space in the middle of the food court that you would assume would be space for people to eat at which it was once, but the chairs were not removed due to COVID-19, but for the fact that too many people were fighting over chairs.
Some minor notes
The Disney store caught on fire once.
Lids sold drugs to minors.
The rat infestation.
The shitty pretzel place.
The cool but depressed employees.
Santa blocks that accidentally spelled satan.
Person 1: “Fuck man I was trying to shoot up some heroin in the furniture section at Macy’s that I got from Lids, but some pigeons from the food court came in and made me accidentally drop it”
Person 2: “That’s what you get for going to the Square One Mall.”
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A girl from New Jersey that wears too much makeup, smokes 11 cigarettes an hour, thinks that the only good shopping in the world takes place in a New Jersey mall, sleeps with guys to mask her self-esteem issues, and wears her hair so high that it hits the overpass when she's walking down the Garden State Parkway after her boyfriend has thrown her out of the car for checking out the guy in the more expensive car in the express lane.
Dude, don't go out with that girl, she's a bonafide Jersey mall skank. You can't trust that bitch as far as Pedro Martinez can throw.
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A place in Memorial where innocent girls can go shopping, and unsuspectingly get hit on by sick perverted guys who have no lives. They also go to some damn ghetto schools.
sick guy: hey wanna go to Memorial city mall and hit on some hot girls?
sick guy 2: fuck yahh the girls there go to private schools and are damn hot.
sick guy 1: hey yall are pretty, wanna come hug my friends? maybe walk around with us? wanna fuck?
girl: um. no. I HAVE STANDARDS
sick guy 1: damn. rejection turns me on.
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A shopping mall that was located in Akron, Ohio. At one time it was the best shopping in the area, with a sparkling orange fountain near the main entrance and undoubtedly the largest selection of stores, but then mall management chose to employ cheaper security guards rather than off-duty police officers. Gangs started to appear around the premises and the mall declined. After October 2008, the mall closed, was abandoned, and was torn up by shitbag vandals and gangsters, ruining any chances of the mall ever being revitalized.
Gained widespread notoriety when Seph Lawless took pictures of the snow-filled atrium in 2015, after vandals shot out the mall's skylights. Sadly, it's demolished now.
John: Hey, remember that big mall somewhere in Akron? The one with the orange fountain?
Timothy: You're talking about the Rolling Acres Mall. Man, I had good childhood memories at that place, sad to see it being demolished.
RIP Rolling Acres Mall.
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Let's go to the mall everybody!Come on Jessica come on ToriLet's go to the mall you won't be sorry Put on your jelly bracelets And your cool graffiti coat At the mall having fun is what it's all about I haven't done my homework yet That's OK!And you know how my parents get Whatever!I don't care cause all my friends are gonna be there Let's go to the mall today Everybody come and play Throw every last care away Lets go to the mall, toda yLets go to the mall everybody! There's this boy I like Met him at the food court He's got hair like Gretzky And he does jumps on his skateboard I hope he asks me out Takes me to my favorite spot It'll be just him and me(But don't forget the robot)Dad says I'm too young to date (Lame!)But baby, I don't want to wait (Let's do it!)That's OK, I'm going to rock your body anyway Everybody come and play Throw every last care away Let's go to the mall today I went to the mall with a couple of friends I had a whole week's allowance to spend I want hoop earrings and a Benetton shirt We came here to shop and we came here to flirt I turned around and who should I see Prime Minister Brian Mulroney He said Young lady, I don't approve. So I had to get down and bust a crazy move Hit it Fred come on Let's go to the mall Let's go to the mall everybody!Everybody come and play Throw every last care away Let's go to the mall today Everybody loves the mall!Everybody come and play (Yeah!)Throw every last care away (I love my hoop earrings!)Let's go to the mall today
Did you hear that canadian song, lets go to the mall???
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Nickname for greens point mall in Houston Texas. So named because of all the shootings that take place there.
Bro. Why you want to go to guns point mall? It's a dead mall for sure!
controversial term for masturbation, used when delineating the user's masturba(tion)/(ing) without ruining the moment.
gurl: What are you two doing today?
boi: Uh... Getting sandwiches at the mall.
gurl: oh... The mall!