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man-vegan: When one choses not to date, ergo one is not "consuming man".
Since going man-vegan, Julia has found she has more time to spend planting trees.
Going man-vegan was really good for her, it gave her time to realize what she wanted out of life.
When everything starts to look phallic it's time to end man-veganism.
Water that does not contain any animal.
waiter: good evening ma'am, what can i get you?
woman: ill just have a glass or water for now
waiter: vegan or non vegan?
woman: ill take a glass of vegan water please
A crazy woman who lives in Canada. She loves to use the term "Animals are slaughtered, and killed. They put them in a gas chamber and kill them, just like Holocaust." This woman doesn't know what to do with her life, she just needs to find a hobby and shut the f*ck up. Alright animals are slaughtered, and she has the right to say something about it, but don't force people to change their religion.
Don't mention this woman. That Vegan Teacher is truly hopeless human being
Half Vegan is when you only eat one type of meat and your on a vegan diet
Would you like some of this chicken “No thanks I’m Half Vegan
During a MFF threesome; after pulling out of the vagina the man then cums around the outer edge of the lips, creating an icing like appearance. The other woman then licks off the cum/icing.
I had a threesome with my girl last night, and she was so into it she tried a vegan cupcake.
Vegan Texas is another name for California. California is similar to Texas in many ways, but it is more vegan
Person 1: I’m going to visit California this summer.
Person 2: California? You mean Vegan Texas?