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A person who is only a vegan as a conversation piece, boasting point or to guilt trip others, and does not (or only temporarily) practice being a vegan. They will usually sprinkle the phrase "I'm a vegan" as much as possible throughout conversations with strangers, acquaintances and friends, while thinking they are being subtle about this.
"You should totally be a vegan like me, being a vegan is, like, the best thing ever. I love being a vegan and eating vegan food"
"I'm so sorry for your loss... he was a great person --I'm a vegan by the way-- and you have my condolences"
"They are such a social vegan"
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A person who has a diet strictly of non-meat. Yet still wearing clothes made of animals which makes them look like an idiot. They shove the fact that they're a Vegan in other peoples face. They are usually loud and annoying and most people wan't to kill these people. Vegans also tend to show people videos of animals dying in factories to be made into meat products. No one gives a flying fuck, things die all the fucking time. Get the fuck over it and eat some meat. It's not going to kill you, you fucking pussy.
Mommy I've become a Vegan.
You're a disgrace to this family Johnny. Nobody likes you and you should kill yourself.
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The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.
Eyal: What did you do last night?
Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden
1. Someone very vocal in all things vegan but isn’t actually vegan even though he says he is vegan
He isn’t a vegan, I saw him chomping on a snickers....he is a verbal vegan
A hardcore vegetable eating cheese despising warrior of the new age. Commonly found in juice bars and mate cafes. If found in your local co-op: do not ask about soy-free vegenaise or nutritional yeast.
I was hiking and asked a dude for directions and he was totally Vegan G, offering me chia seeds trail mix and a German flax muffin.
A young fellow found in Leeds, West Yorkshire. Works at his local londis often found trying to sell the unwanted out-of-date stock.
Jamie: Have you seen Vegan Steve Lately?
Daubney: yeah he was trying to flog me one of those 50p ham sandwiches
Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.
Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet