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When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.
Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.
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Relationship between a 1st rower and a little girl.
"Alec, I see forever in your eyes."
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mishearing of lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion
guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat?"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that! you are just mishearing it"
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1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.
2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".
3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.
4. A great way to piss people off.
After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.
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Its when you have one eye open when you are sleepin. One eyeeeeeee
one eye open when i am sleepin, one eyeeeeee
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well you are, just read it fast, you know?
Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!
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Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.
Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!
Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.
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