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An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier
An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier
Mastubating while taking a shit
Person 1: why has Luke been in the shitter for an hour
Person 2: probably taking a Poop n’ pull
an asshole, who takes advantage of you being drunk, shits all over youre appartment and blames it on you daily
Poop-a-traitor: Hey goose you big fat hairy nig, I absolutely know that you shat all over our appartment!
Goose: No, youre the poop-a-traitor.
A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.
That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey
Do I even have to explain POOP IN THE BUTT= MONEY IN THE HAND
when you take a poop in the foreboding and mysterious dark.
the lights were off in the bathroom so i took a spooky poop. it was totally dark, mysterious, and foreboding in there man.