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not the guy from the Markiplier video, but instead the youtuber who makes videos of himself singing karaoke songs.
look, stan the water man posted a new karaoke video.
straight from the faucet, fresh from the sink, water sauce goes well with kibbles and can replace any other sauce for a culinary bland experience!
i'll take some more water sauce on my turkey judge Boner!
When you choose to masturbate in the bath.
Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.
When someone jumps off a diving board or gets ejected out of a water slide and then you dive right into the slide as well right after them and land on top of them and almost risk hurting them.
I water toppled my little brother but we survived. He is a pretty good and skilled swimmer.
Steve drank out of that can you pissed in, he thought it tasted like beer but spat it out once I told him it was your parnay water!
A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.
1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"
"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."
2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."
"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."
my mom smells like packaged boloney juice that comes with boloney.
mom, you smell like boloney water from the packages