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A list of bottoms that top has had?
Guy 1: “I have a date with this guy, have you slept with him”
Guy 2 “let me check my hole-a-dex”
When a person downloads Pokémon Go and becomes so obsessed playing it, the person neglects his work, social life and responsibilities.
Why didnt Ben come to his moms birthday party?
He is deep in a po-k-hole. The only way to get him out someplace is to tell him there is a Pokemon Gym nearby.
When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.
Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
Pertains to single moms (usually divorced) with adult kids that need a good orgasm provided
1. Missy has been suffering from Empty Hole Syndrome since the divorce, maybe Cruz was right about her needing to get some.
2. Sarah gave up on men after the divorce, she's been out with Becky every weekend since her son left for college, that should cure her Empty Hole Syndrome
is someone who is ace (asexual) and aro (aromantic) and yet has incredible sexapeal and is willing to use it for their advantage, and has this specific characteristic/tactic as their main weapon
don't trust him, he is an Ace-in-a-hole, he'll use you for profit and leave you with nothing
When somebody performing fellatio vomits and continues to perform.
Last night I busted a nut in Becky’s chunk hole.
When Officer Andy said what happened, The lady said she was kicked in the womb hole.