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An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!
Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!
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The American Solidarity Party was founded during the 2010s. It is a Christian-Based Democratic Party. Basically Democrats but have Republican beliefs when the other side’s view violates church teachings.
“Are you a Republican or Democrat?”
“I’m a member of the American Solidarity Party”.
“What even is that?”
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The inconvenient dry and stale taste in your mouth the morning after a night of consuming too much alcohol and smoking too many cigarettes. It would be as if someone shoveled kitty litter down your throat and punched you in the head.
Buddy I got some bad ol' party cat mouth.
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An occurrence in which two or more men masterbate and spill their seeds into a sock. After in which the sock is passed to the next gentleman to follow suit. The last candidate must wear the sock!
Tim, Bob, John and huff were exhausted after their sock sharing party. John got stuck with a sticky situation when he had to wear the sock full of the soup of some-young-guys.
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Also known as HTP. When you bring a bunch of gay boys (usually newly out of the closet) together to spend the weekend with each other, what inevitably ensues is that everyone hooks up with each other over the course of the weekend, ensuring that if anyone suffers from Herpes, they'll be transmitting it to everyone else in the group who engaged in hooking up.
Guy 1: Hey, why don't you come over this weekend? John, Mike, Hunter and Lance will be there. You know, we'll be "hanging out."
Guy 2: Thanks for the Herpes Transmission Party invitation, but I'd like to remain disease free for now...besides, I'm not into all those guys.
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Texas Tea Party: Filling a Texas girls mouth with Dr. Pepper, then you drop a mento in her mouth and dip your balls in the explosion.
The Texas Tea Party blew out of her mouth like I struck oil!!!
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When two or more dudes get together to watch the rare, overyped, meaningless Peyton Manning vs Eli Manning football phenomenon. Typically, the dudes at the party will put some great cultural significance to the matchup, even though it's just another regular season game that ends in a blowout. These Manning Bowl Parties are usually attended by guys wearing various Manning jerseys who have no life and would rather analyze the facial expressions and brief, nonexistant social reactions between Peyton, Eli, and Archie rather than actually watch the game. The Manning Bowl Party is essentially a meeting of fake football fans who are more into soap operas and dramatic theater than football. Avoid if you are invited to one.
Joe: Hey man, we're going down to the bar to get some beers and watch the football game. You in?
Brent: Oh, no thanks. I got plans to go over Chad's apartment for his Manning Bowl Party. They're having shrimp coctails and margharitas. It will be a fabulous spread. I'm rooting for Eli to win the match! I can't wait to see the look on Peyton's face when he is defeated by ironic sibling rivalry! Wanna come with?
Joe: Um, no thanks, Brent. I'm good.
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